Another BS car name

Kinja'd!!! "FireSpittingV12" (firespittingv12)
10/30/2013 at 16:37 • Filed to: None

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Suzuki Esteem....or as I like to call it, the Suzuki I'mdrivingthisbecauseIhavenoselfesteem

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It even thinks its a Veyron

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:39

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Stop it. The Esteem is awesome. A nice quality reliable Japanese economy car.

Oh also, it was available as a wagon with an available manual transmission.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:40

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I entered the contest late for BS names, Ford Aspire is mine. No one aspires to own a Ford Aspire.


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > dogisbadob
10/30/2013 at 16:40

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Did not know you could get a manual wagon. Everytime I see an Esteem it is rusted though.


Kinja'd!!! Ilike_cougars > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:42

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Looking at the plates on the (im going to be sick) Veyron, its made from the Indian version called the Baleno, now that is a BS name.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:42

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We are kindered spirits. I think "too bad all the esteem he has is in a car that looks like that"


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:44

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It's not BS, it's truth in advertising. The car is purchased with esteem. Yours. As an Esteem owner, you will have none.

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Now move over, poor person.


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:46

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My firstcar is a Kia Sephia. In red. But it's awesome!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:47

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Ford Aspire (to get a better car)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:47

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Only men with giant penises can drive one of these, so maybe it is fitting. Unlike your typical ferrari/corvette/bugatti driver who is compensating. Nice copy, would hoon


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/30/2013 at 16:49

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A friend of mine in Alaska got a new Aspire when she graduated High School in 1993. She daily drove it until last year. Say what you want, but any car that can hold together that long in Alaskan conditions is a pretty good car.....Did I mention that it was also Peptobismol Pink?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > FireSpittingV12
10/30/2013 at 16:49

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Fun fact: In Europe it was sold as the Suzuki Baleno.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/31/2013 at 09:37

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Yikes. 1 I'm legitimately impressed the car stayed alive that long. 2, while it lasted that long it still doesn't mean they would ASPIRE to get that car. 3. horrifying color


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/31/2013 at 11:26

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Agreed on all points. But you still see them around from time to time. It's a sign that those cars, probably re-badged Kias or something, were well built. And we called it the pepto-mobile.